13 MORE Eye-Popping Eye Jokes
by Optometry Eyecare on the Avenue
Ready or not...here are 13 more jokes to make you groan!
1. Patient: "What’s that floater doing in my eye, doctor?" Doctor: &ldqu...
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- What does ‘20/20 vision’ actually mean?
- Drug Allergy or Side Effect? Knowing the difference could save your life
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- What Is Mucus Fishing Syndrome?
- Why Those Cheap Halloween Costume Lenses Aren't Worth the Cost
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- Vision Problems Following Concussion
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- What Is Refraction & Why Doesn't My Health Insurance Cover It?
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- Why is there Blood in the Back of My Eye?
- 5 Reasons to Buy Your Glasses Locally
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- What Tests Might I Have During My Eye Exam?
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- What Are These Floating Things?
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- Visual Hallucinations? It Could Be Charles Bonnet Syndrome.
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- Dropless Cataract Surgery
- Help! I started seeing these floating things!
- Cataract Surgery and Anesthesia Types
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- Help! Growing Older and Can No Longer Read with My Contacts!
- Keeping Your Glasses in Working Order
- The Importance of Quality Sunglasses
- i.Profiler Plus by ZEISS
- Why a Progressive Lens Might Be Your Best Choice
- 7 Tips for Your Next Eye Exam
- Options for Vision Correction While Playing Sports
- How Many of These Bad Contact Lens Habits Are You Guilty Of?
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- 4 Reasons Your Eyelid Might Be Twitching
- Parkinson's & Your Eyes
- The Power of a Mother's Eyes
- What Are Retina Wrinkles?
- I'm 45 and My Contacts No Longer Work for Me!
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- Is Coffee Good or Bad for My Eyes?
- Why Are They Saying I Need to Pay Out-of-Pocket for Cataract Surgery?
- 10 Eye Jokes Just for You!
- 13 MORE Eye Jokes Just for You!
- When Do You NEED Cataract Surgery?
- I Think My Reading Glasses Made My Eyes Worse!
- Why Good Sunglasses are a Great Investment
- The Link Between Sleep Apnea and Glaucoma
- Had LASIK? Get a Copy of Your Eye Records ASAP!
- ADHD and Your Eyes
- Bring Your Glasses to the Eye Doc...Even if You HATE Them!
- Texting and Driving = Bad Idea
- Should These Flashes & Floaters Worry Me?
- Taking Care of Your Child's Eyes
- My Eyes Feel Like a Desert!
- What Is This Bump on My Eyelid?
- Vision Problems After a Concussion or TBI?
- Vision or Health Insurance?
- Costume Contacts Can Make Halloween a Scary Time
- When Your Retina Gets a Wrinkle
- STOP Fishing Mucous out of Your Eyes!
- What Is Refraction & Why Doesn't Health Insurance Cover It?
- The Leading Cause of Blindness in Working-Age Adults
- What Is 20/20 Vision?
- You Want to Inject My Eye? Part 1
- You Want to Inject My Eye? Part 2
- The Importance of Knowing if it Was a Side Effect or a True Allergy
- Holiday Eye Safety
- How Shingles Can Affect Your Eye
- Eye Jokes--Our Gift to You!
- The Hallmark Sign of Ocular Allergies
- Dry Eye Risk Factors
- Two Common Eye Diseases with a Genetic Link
- Two Common Genetic Eye Diseases
- What is POAG, or Primary Open Angle Glaucoma?
- Astigmatism is NOT a Scary Diagnosis
- How to Make Your Red Eyes Worse
- Try saying Intraoperative Aberrometry 3 Times Fast!
- Basics of Macular Degeneration
- Help for Those with Low Vision
- Pregnancy Can Change Your Eyes
- What You Should Know About Intraoperative Aberrometry Before Your Cataract Surgery
- What's a retinal detachment and what are the symptoms?
- Why Are My Eyes Red?
- 12 Terrible Eye Jokes
- Eye Safety for the Upcoming Solar Eclipse
- Macular Degeneration, Cataracts, and You
- Why Dilation Reversal Drops Are Not Currently an Option
- The Lowdown on Low Vision
- Why You Shouldn't Try to Get By with Just Contact Lenses
- How to Deal with Your Scary Red Eye
- Eye Anatomy Crossword Puzzle
- 7 Tips for Your Best Eye Exam
- 6 Reasons to Wear Great Sunglasses
- The Solution for Your Contact Lens Care
- What to Know About Dropless Cataract Surgery
- What Is Causing My Eyes to Change Color?
- Frame Your Face
- Your Makeup Could Be Drying Out Your Eyes
- An Eye on Fireworks Safety
- Charles Bonnet Syndrome and Visual Hallucinations
- This Might Just Be the Most Important Test Your Child Will Take
- Ummm...Why are you wearing those?
- Do You Know About MIGS?
- Healthy Life, Healthy Eyes
- Catch These Vision Conditions Early
- Why Daily Contacts Are So Popular
- Blepharitis, a Common Eye Condition
- When Your Contacts Are No Longer Cutting It
- Signs of Retinal Detachment -- the 3 F's
- The 20-20-20 Rule
- Meds That Can Make Your Eyes Drier
- 10 Eye-Opening Eye Facts
- Ways Pregnancy Can Affect Your Eyes
- Aging and the Eye
- The Eye as an Indicator of Alzheimer's?
- 10 Eye-Popping Eye Jokes
- 13 MORE Eye-Popping Eye Jokes